The mayor’s office apologizes but after a rummage through the mayoral escritoire – sporting a fresh coat of shocking pink paint, if only to cover up the My Little Pony decals favoured by the previous incumbent – the office has discovered that it is unable to provide gloves for Sunday’s volunteer clear-up of the imaginatively titled town beach, Ammos (‘sand’). It will, however, be providing sturdy plastic garbage bags, and will arrange to remove the detritus afterwards.
Volunteers are asked to meet at the taxi shelter by the port at 11am, ideally with some sturdy γάντια, gloves. Those prepared to work in the wetter areas of the beach are advised to wear wellingtons or other waterproof footwear, and if this weather continues a hat is also advisable. Bring water, Wet Wipes or disinfectant hand gel for a post-collection clean up.
Fancy dress and/or swim wear optional.